Wind

When a storm blew in around our cruise ship, an older woman on deck struggled to hang on to her hat and keep her skirt from flaring up at the same time. My wife ran over to help. “Should I hold your skirt down?” she asked.

“Forget about that,” the woman yelled.

“I’ve got an 85-year-old body. This hat is brand-new.”

By Mike Drea (www.rdasia.com)

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Sabahan Troll & Meme: Sampaikan ucapan

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What do you think?: Science Student

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Teacher & Copying

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you copying another student's homework.
Student: Yeah, I hope you didn't see that either.

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Memory Problems

 

 

An elderly couple with memory problems are advised by their doctor to write notes to help them remember things.

 

One evening, while watching TV, the wife asks her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. “Sure,” he says.

 

“Write it down,” she suggests. “No,” he says. “I can remember a simple thing like that.” “I also want strawberries and whipped cream,” she says. “Write it down.” “I don’t need to write it down,” he insists, heading to the kitchen. Twenty minutes later he returns, bearing a plate of bacon and scrambled eggs. “I told you to write it down!” his wife says. “I wanted fried eggs!”

By wendy levine (www.rdasia.com)

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Perfect Guy

A man walks into the street and hails a passing taxi.

“Perfect timing,” he tells the driver. “You’re just like Frank.”

“Who?” asks the cabbie. “Frank Fielding. He did everything right. Great tennis player, wonderful golfer, sang like Pavarotti.”

“Sounds like quite a guy.” “Not only that, he remembered everyone’s birthday, was a wine connoisseur, and could fix anything. And his wardrobe? Immaculate. He was the perfect man. No one could ever measure up to Frank.”

“Amazing. How’d you meet him?” “Oh, I never met Frank.”

“How do you know so much about him?” “I married his widow.”

By Stephanie Caplen (www.rdasia.com)

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Apple iWater

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